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fiftyshadesofsnark:

“I gaze at him, my blood singing in my veins answering his call.”

  1. Pretty sure there should be another comma in there somewhere.
  2. What?
  3. What!?
  4. image

Unfortunately, my pet, this is another Twilight reference.  Aro describes Bella as “la tua cantante” (your singer) to Edward, because her blood is apparently especially delish and it’s as if her blood is singing for him.

Yeah.

Tagged: 50sogtwilightla tua cantanteas a singer i really liked that phrasetoo bad it's from twilight

Tagged: twilightwords mean things

Tagged: twilight

Dana I am so glad you’re back!

Dana I am so glad you’re back!

Tagged: twilightrwvbb

draemishs:


fancy-mituna:


javiersalinas00:


Damit Moon Moon


IM FUCKING CRYING


I laughed too hard at this oh my god >.>


it wasn’t until I saw the wolf head

draemishs:

fancy-mituna:

javiersalinas00:

Damit Moon Moon

IM FUCKING CRYING

I laughed too hard at this oh my god >.>

it wasn’t until I saw the wolf head

Tagged: new moonyestwilightmoon moon

Source: javiersalinas00

fiftyshadesofsnark:

“Crap – Is he mad? Maybe the Mrs. Robinson comments? Or the fact that I am on my third, soon to be fourth Cosmo?”

In case anyone was wondering what the fuss everyone’s making about abusive relationships in 50 Shades is…

This. This is the fuss.

Fuck. This. Noise. 

you know what the worst best part of this is?  ELJ didn’t even have to make it up.  this is also a picture of Edward and Bella’s relationship.  she is actually afraid of him in some parts of the series.  like what no, why.  this is what the kids are reading and think is okay.  no, this is what Twilight moms are reading and think is okay.

Tagged: it's not okay50sogtwilight

consolecadet:

That’s not enough plot for me. Twilight had more plot.

actual review of Fifty Shades of Grey

to be fair, they’re right

Tagged: almost a healthier relationship tooalmost50sogtwilight

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Twilight”] / [“RiffTrax Live: Twilight” - Kickstarter page]

Tagged: rifftraxtwilight

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Twilight”] / [“RiffTrax Live: Twilight” - Kickstarter page]

Tagged: rifftraxtwilight

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Twilight”] / [“RiffTrax Live: Twilight” - Kickstarter page]

Tagged: thank yourifftraxtwilight

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Twilight”] / [“RiffTrax Live: Twilight” - Kickstarter page]

Tagged: exactlytwilightrifftrax

nik-oline:

“My name is Galen Vaughn, and you better start talking.”

Galen Vaughn in 4x14

I find it hilariously ironic that he went from being a Twilight vampire to a TVD vampire hunter.

Tagged: twilightcharlie bewleyvampire diariesgalen vaughn

Wait, what was wrong with Carlisle?  He’s one of the few characters I still like.

EDIT: Oh, I see now.  Yeah, he made people vampires for mostly selfish reasons.  Ahhh, I can’t even fathom how differently I’m going to look at this series.

Also, Esme was so one-dimensional it hurt.  She’s literally there to be the Stepford Wife to Carlisle.

Tagged: carlisle is a peachi don't even caretwilighti've missed you dana

mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

Tagged: I CNATI CANNOT EVENtwilight

Source: badtvblog

Huh, I never noticed this!  It’s like finding an Easter Egg or something.

Huh, I never noticed this!  It’s like finding an Easter Egg or something.

Tagged: rwvtwilight