Anonymous asked: Imagine the Avengers telling Bucky he should read Twilight (as a joke) and when he finishes the book, he throws it out the window and never trusts them to give him any more book recommendations.
He may never take any of their suggestions again but he doesn’t tell them that he hated it right away. in fact, he pretends that he loved it. he makes them all watch the movies with him on the next group movie night and he gets really into it while the rest of the group gets progressively more and more uncomfortable because this joke backfired, it backfired so unimaginably hard
and bucky just spends the whole night silently laughing at them. the looks on their faces when they walk into the kitchen the next morning and see him throwing knives at the book like it’s a dartboard the next morning are almost as much fun as the movie night had been.
personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.
The entire series should have been about Charlie
charlie is one of the least objectionable people. bless his heart. (they still managed to ruin it with him congratulating jacob on the rape kiss, but other than that he was a p good dad who did not deserve his uncool and at times abusive daughter.)
you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help
what am i doing in this movie
the paycheck wasnt worth it
i regret this decision greatly
“And the music … so much music—I cannot bear to hear any music.”
- Misplaced dash
- Overdramatic narration
- Total nonsense
Well, congratulations, E.L. It’s quite impressive to fit so many of your most common faux pas into such a short sentence. Particularly when that sentence boils down to “The music… so much music… no music!”
another blatant ripoff of twilight from when bella couldn’t listen to music after edward left.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I like that NOW is the time she decides to stop using dashes. What would one more hurt among the thousands?
“I gaze at him, my blood singing in my veins answering his call.”
- Pretty sure there should be another comma in there somewhere.
Unfortunately, my pet, this is another Twilight reference. Aro describes Bella as “la tua cantante” (your singer) to Edward, because her blood is apparently especially delish and it’s as if her blood is singing for him.
it wasn’t until I saw the wolf head
“Crap – Is he mad? Maybe the Mrs. Robinson comments? Or the fact that I am on my third, soon to be fourth Cosmo?”
In case anyone was wondering what the fuss everyone’s making about abusive relationships in 50 Shades is…
This. This is the fuss.
Fuck. This. Noise.
you know what the
worst best part of this is? ELJ didn’t even have to make it up. this is also a picture of Edward and Bella’s relationship. she is actually afraid of him in some parts of the series. like what no, why. this is what the kids are reading and think is okay. no, this is what Twilight moms are reading and think is okay.
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