“I gaze at him, my blood singing in my veins answering his call.”—
- Pretty sure there should be another comma in there somewhere.
- What?
- What!?
Unfortunately, my pet, this is another Twilight reference. Aro describes Bella as “la tua cantante” (your singer) to Edward, because her blood is apparently especially delish and it’s as if her blood is singing for him.
Yeah.
“Crap – Is he mad? Maybe the Mrs. Robinson comments? Or the fact that I am on my third, soon to be fourth Cosmo?”—
In case anyone was wondering what the fuss everyone’s making about abusive relationships in 50 Shades is…
This. This is the fuss.
Fuck. This. Noise.
you know what the worst best part of this is? ELJ didn’t even have to make it up. this is also a picture of Edward and Bella’s relationship. she is actually afraid of him in some parts of the series. like what no, why. this is what the kids are reading and think is okay. no, this is what Twilight moms are reading and think is okay.
That’s not enough plot for me. Twilight had more plot.
actual review of Fifty Shades of Grey
to be fair, they’re right
“My name is Galen Vaughn, and you better start talking.”
Galen Vaughn in 4x14
I find it hilariously ironic that he went from being a Twilight vampire to a TVD vampire hunter.
Wait, what was wrong with Carlisle? He’s one of the few characters I still like.
EDIT: Oh, I see now. Yeah, he made people vampires for mostly selfish reasons. Ahhh, I can’t even fathom how differently I’m going to look at this series.
Also, Esme was so one-dimensional it hurt. She’s literally there to be the Stepford Wife to Carlisle.
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