you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help
what am i doing in this movie
the paycheck wasnt worth it
i regret this decision greatly
“And the music … so much music—I cannot bear to hear any music.”
- Misplaced dash
- Overdramatic narration
- Total nonsense
Well, congratulations, E.L. It’s quite impressive to fit so many of your most common faux pas into such a short sentence. Particularly when that sentence boils down to “The music… so much music… no music!”
another blatant ripoff of twilight from when bella couldn’t listen to music after edward left.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I like that NOW is the time she decides to stop using dashes. What would one more hurt among the thousands?
“I gaze at him, my blood singing in my veins answering his call.”
- Pretty sure there should be another comma in there somewhere.
Unfortunately, my pet, this is another Twilight reference. Aro describes Bella as “la tua cantante” (your singer) to Edward, because her blood is apparently especially delish and it’s as if her blood is singing for him.
it wasn’t until I saw the wolf head
“Crap – Is he mad? Maybe the Mrs. Robinson comments? Or the fact that I am on my third, soon to be fourth Cosmo?”
In case anyone was wondering what the fuss everyone’s making about abusive relationships in 50 Shades is…
This. This is the fuss.
Fuck. This. Noise.
you know what the
worst best part of this is? ELJ didn’t even have to make it up. this is also a picture of Edward and Bella’s relationship. she is actually afraid of him in some parts of the series. like what no, why. this is what the kids are reading and think is okay. no, this is what Twilight moms are reading and think is okay.
That’s not enough plot for me. Twilight had more plot.
actual review of Fifty Shades of Grey
to be fair, they’re right
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