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Hey, duckies, I'm Danielle! I'm a Christian who sings opera. This blog is filled with pretty stuff, anime, video games, my ramblings, feminism, music, and the lulz. Warning: May be too awesome for small children and pregnant women.

I love music the way Haru Nanase loves water. I ship myself with Schubert and we're my OTP. If I could marry the cello, I would.

Fandoms include but are not limited to Bleach, Zelda, Portal, Adventure Time, Incarceron, swimming anime boys, the MCU, and Game Grumps.

All pictures and gifs are not mine unless otherwise specified.

Question goes where?

prettypasta:

Ravioli with Creamy Sun-dried Tomato Basil Sauce

prettypasta:

Ravioli with Creamy Sun-dried Tomato Basil Sauce

Tagged: foodi would like some of this yes

Source: prettypasta

yoshisstoryindex:

Leaves in the air… Yoshis in the wind… 🍃

Tagged: yoshi's storymusic

goregrumps:

"You’re beautiful to me, man.

Tagged: MY BABIESgame grumpsmarkipliersienna spalding

Source: goregrumps

garmbreak1:

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

Here you go!
Weirdly enough, the original post had this linked in it, and somebody deleted it.

garmbreak1:

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

Here you go!

Weirdly enough, the original post had this linked in it, and somebody deleted it.

Tagged: whatfoam

Source: rainbowsandunicornscrafts

rapidfireinfinity:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
GODDAMMIT

MATH WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH FOR ME GROWING UP I WOULD BE IN TEARS WITH THIS SHIT

the more I hear about common core the more confused I am.  welp, there goes parents helping their kids with homework!  I’m sure baby boomers came up with this too.
oh look OLD PEOPLE DOING THE THING
EDIT: here are some more weird CC problems.  liiike?? why??

rapidfireinfinity:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

MATH WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH FOR ME GROWING UP I WOULD BE IN TEARS WITH THIS SHIT

the more I hear about common core the more confused I am.  welp, there goes parents helping their kids with homework!  I’m sure baby boomers came up with this too.

oh look OLD PEOPLE DOING THE THING

EDIT: here are some more weird CC problems.  liiike?? why??

Tagged: common corethis is literally stupideducation

Source: liberallogic101

thisisafemblog:

spockdoesntconcur:

Cosmetics companies = billions and billions of dollars of profits for men from the pockets of women.

To the shits writing that men don’t own the beauty and cosmetics industry. It’s men profiting off women’s insecurities. 

like ok eyeliner and stuff is fun to play with, but legit they’re peddling eye creams for wrinkles and hair coloring and dark spot “correctors” and it’s like ????  can you just leave me alone?  I need feminism because rich old white guys make a living off telling me I’ll never be good enough.

Tagged: cosmeticsmakeupyup

Source: spockdoesntconcur

I feel like we need some clarification

hunting-the-multifandoms:

bananaramallama:

hellotailor:

fortunatossoliloquy:

This is a Kimono (Japanese):

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This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

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This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

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This is a Hanbok (Korean):

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Any questions? 


ao dai
(vietnamese)

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THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.

It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.

That is because these countries tend to wrap right over left when they are wrapping the dead.

Tagged: asian clothingawesomehey i actually knew that last bit of information

Source: yunhokun

quidditchchick004:

ostrich-chan-san:

I love how this picture makes it look like Rei is the main character

He sure has the hair for it 

quidditchchick004:

ostrich-chan-san:

I love how this picture makes it look like Rei is the main character

He sure has the hair for it 

Tagged: my cutiesfree!

Source: free-caps

quitbeingsuchasourwolf:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

Sharknado

Tagged: lolatlasharknado

Source: rubberducklumps

bloodonmykimono said: granted its different in each state and i dunno know if you live near any, but try to get a job working for the state. they pay very well, and you get pretty good benefits.

yeah I’ve tried that.  again: no jobs.  or not ones that don’t require very specific experience/training anyway.

Tagged: bloodonmykimono

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

Tagged: welp

Source: vamellope

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

Tagged: bestthanksay it again

Source: problackgirl

milliardo:

spitblaze:

miles5280s:

the littlest mac you can imagine

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Tagged: little mac

Source: miles5280s

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

or not being able to make an item we don’t sell magically appear in the store

Tagged: thankretailplease don't

Source: pantyslime

can’t he set an alarm with his phone?  isn’t he a multibajillionaire CEO?  how does he show up to someone’s house uninvited, decide he’s sleeping in their bed, and blame them for him not setting an alarm of any kind?  how is he that dumb?  does his maid wake him up every morning??

can’t he set an alarm with his phone?  isn’t he a multibajillionaire CEO?  how does he show up to someone’s house uninvited, decide he’s sleeping in their bed, and blame them for him not setting an alarm of any kind?  how is he that dumb?  does his maid wake him up every morning??

Tagged: i just50sog